I know in some ways, I am ‘growing up’.
For one thing, I am no as reactive as I used to be to “CRAP” you hear everyday.
Nor is a friend I have who has some interesting stories from BREAKTIME at work.
In fact, you can hear how to capture RattleSnakes and actually live through getting struck several times, and finally becoming immune to the venom. All this on “Break”.
Of course, that involves a few bottles of Wild Turkey… and this TRUE STORY being told by a fellow who kept some of these RattleSnakes at his house, and also pulled all of his teeth with mechanic pliers from his tool box… and again, a few bottles of Wild Turkey.
He did get dentures after the tooth pulling healed. And, as you surely guessed, a few bottles of … … you know …
Break time is where a fellow I know, learned how to capture chickens from the little house next door (as the chickens harvested crumbs from the fellows eating snacks ) and tuck the head under the wing, roll them in a circle three times clockwise, then three times counter clockwise, and they would be asleep until the time came to shake them, to ‘wake them up’.
Break time is where you can actually hear many phrases like, ” Here! HOLD MY COFFEE, watch this….” …
The following is another conversation heard around a break time ….
“… I am being like the ‘healty person, who is eating two apples for break…”
(other person) “…really, what are you having?”
“… a fruit flavored sparkle drink, bits of high protein cheese, and snack crackers…”
(other person) “… well actually, your food is more healthy than the two apples, because they have less carbohydrates, and more protein than the two apples…”
The person conveying this actual story said at this point they were absolutely speechless.
Personally, as I convey this story from a reliable source, I am astonished that God, the ALL WISE CREATOR could make such a horrible mistake as to have left such a grandiose error in place before the last hours of ‘creation’ came to an end.
Two apples are more unhealthy than soda water, with artificial flavors, snack crackers and cheese?
I ‘shake my head’ = SMH
Oy Vey
Not many days after I began to ‘devour’ Nutritional, Healthy Living/Eating, in relationship to Heart Attacks and By Pass Surgery research, I discovered there is a fountain of information, and ‘crap’ on these subjects.
Finally realizing the BULL CRAP was more abundant than the truth, I put limits on who I would read.
I had purchased, from a few, who enlightened me to the fact that I had wasted my money, and time listening to them and their claims.
I have come to this conclusion….
I believe we are created by Wisdom and Compassion. This body has simple and complete fuel provided to ‘run on’. Man cannot improve on what God has provided.
There, I said it.
And, I am sure, real science proves it.
Ok, I just completed two sentences in a row with prepositions.
Time to stop for this session.
I need to get in touch with my inner English Grammar Geek.
And until I do, be sure you remember,
I will not be counting Calories, I will not be measuring Protein, I will NEVER FEAR CARBS!
(nor two apples)
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